My Next Life

                                              

Woody Allen, the well-known movie director is one of the most respect living American directors.                                                                                                                                                                  
He's an actor, comedian, screenwriter, zazz  musician, author, and playwright.                  
My Next Life, by Woody Allen, is a very interesting and hilarious story. It keeps making me laugh, so I figured I'd share it with you. xx

In my next life I want to live backwards.You start out dead and get that out of the way.

Then you wake up in an old people's home feeling better every day.
                                    
You get kicked out being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get
a gold watch and a party on your first day.

You work for forty years until you 're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous, then you are ready for high school.
                                 
You then go to primary school, you become a kid, you play.
You have no responsibilities, you become a baby until you are born.

And then you spend your last nine months floating in luxurious spa like conditions with central heating and room service on tap, larger quarters everyday and then,
Voila! You finish off as an orgasm!
I rest my case.
                                           
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