I'd like to share this funny story with you today. In today's stressful world we need to laugh much more.
A married couple were in a terrible accident where the man's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from his body, because he was too skinny.
So, the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the only skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks.
The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.
After the surgery was completed everyone was astounded at the man's new face. He looked more handsome that he ever had before!
A quite youthful beauty! All his friends and relatives just went on overcome with emotion at her sacrifice.
One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was..."You for everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?"
"My darling, she replied, I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you! xx
A married couple were in a terrible accident where the man's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from his body, because he was too skinny.
So, the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the only skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks.
The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.
After the surgery was completed everyone was astounded at the man's new face. He looked more handsome that he ever had before!
A quite youthful beauty! All his friends and relatives just went on overcome with emotion at her sacrifice.
One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was..."You for everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?"
"My darling, she replied, I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you! xx
Oh I like this, a joke I must share with his mother. Thanks Betty.
ReplyDeletehaha, nice one.
ReplyDeleteROFLMAO
ReplyDeleteBetty, you got me with that one, very funny!
ReplyDeleteSecretia
Nice joke!
ReplyDeleteToo funny! Laughing, as they say, is the best medicine!
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If only, haha...
ReplyDeleteLOL! Now that is just a perfect "kiss my butt" story.
ReplyDeletethat is funny!
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LOL. Love it!!
ReplyDeleteThat was great.
ReplyDeleteLOL, this is hilarious! I did need a laugh. Thank you Betty!
ReplyDeletemuch love
That was priceless!
ReplyDeleteMWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
ReplyDeleteLOVE IT!!
~WM
Priceless.......... lol
ReplyDeleteSteven Anthony took my word: Priceless! Thanks for my morning laugh!
ReplyDeletethank's SO much for the morning laugh!!!!
ReplyDeleteBooyah! LoL! Talk about kissing ass!!! LoL! Thanks for this joke!!!
ReplyDeleteoh perfect , it really pays everything :)
ReplyDeletehahahahaa lol((: thanks for sharing let's laugh everytime
ReplyDeletelots of love((:
I love this! Thanks for the laugh!
ReplyDeleteROTFLOL... Loved that one Betty... Thanks for making me smile just before I hit bed...
ReplyDeleteI love the twist at the end!
ReplyDeleteI'm so glad you liked this joke. Laugh therapy is what I need!!
ReplyDeleteAs doctors use to say, laughter not only provides a full-scale workout for your musles, our musles, it
unleashes a rush of stress-busting endorphins.( hormones of joy!)
xxx
Thanx for the follo Betty - love your blog. Not surprised you have hundreds of followers. At the rate I'm going I'll get to 300 by the time I keel over.
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^_< LOL this cracked me up!! LOVED IT!
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ReplyDeleteOh my God, Betty! That was absolutely hilarious!!!
ReplyDeleteLaughter is the best medicine for sure! :) Ha ha ha.
ReplyDeletehaha! i needed that. thanks for the pick me up - its been a weird work day for me.
ReplyDeletealso thank you for your sweet comment! i'm glad i found your blog also!
will be following ;)
Love it! Thanks Betty.
ReplyDeleteToo funny! Thanks.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the great laugh.
ReplyDeleteThat was really cute...I enjoyed your blog post. I need to pass this one on to a few friends.
ReplyDeleteHilarious! Thanks Betty! xoxo
ReplyDeleteHaha! Lovely!
ReplyDeleteHa ha! That's a good one!
ReplyDeleteLoved it!!!
ReplyDelete.....so funny..
ReplyDeleteBM
Really funny hahaha...'kiss my butt' joke hahaha.
ReplyDeleteThanks for sharing Betty.
HAHAHA this was great Betty! keep it up. I love reading your blog. oh BTW I finally got around to adding you to my blogroll ;)
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ReplyDeleteLOL this is too funny! I'm one of the lucky few, however, who happens to love and adore my mother-in-law! hee hee hee Hope you have a great day! :o) xoxoxo
ReplyDeleteThanks for the giggle (and thanks for stopping by!)
ReplyDeleteKitty x
ha ha ha, hee hee hee, lol lol lol! that was hilarious!
ReplyDeleteThat is too funny! Thanks.
ReplyDeleteROLFMAO!!
LOL!!haha, nice one!!
ReplyDeleteThat's so cute! It made me laugh out loud!
ReplyDeleteA laugh is the most beautiful thing because no matter how often is shared -- there is always more available.
ReplyDeleteThanks, I needed that this morning.
:-)
A laugh every day take the doctor away!!
ReplyDeleteVery funny, I love it. Belated Happy New Year xx
ReplyDeleteNow that is one I love! Thank you for this. Can't wait to share it with my husband:)
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ReplyDeletethank you for following! i just put up the follower app and am trying to get more :) i LOVE your blog as well!!!
ReplyDeletehaha, too hilarious!
ReplyDeleteisn't that clever?? love it!
ReplyDeleteThat is hilarious! I like that!
ReplyDeleteBwahahaha! Love it!
ReplyDeletelol!!! I'm passing this on. Thanks for the laugh!
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ReplyDeleteGREAT POST!
ReplyDeleteLMAO, that is hilarious. I love it!
ReplyDeleteha, cute
ReplyDeleteI have always loved that joke.
ReplyDeleteLOVE IT!
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