Memorable Kisses

                               Tobey Maguire and Kirsten Dunst,  "Spider-Man".

 

                                       Burt Lancaster and Deborah Kerr in "From Here to Eternity"
                                       film.

                               Audrey Hepburn and George Peppard in "Breakfast at Tiffany's".

                                       The most memorable kiss in the rain.

                                       Fabulous "wet" kisses! Kisses! The romantic, the erotic,   

                                       the desperate kiss, the manhandle kiss (before feminism),

                                       the wow kiss, the... a little bit naughty, a little bit nice, kiss!

                                       I really love this dialogue below when the woman takes 

                                       charge in "To Have or To Have Not" movie.

                                     

                                       She (Lauren Bacall) lands on Bogart's lap and kisses him .

                                       He: (Smiling): What was that for?

                                       She: Been wondering whether I'd like it.

                                       He: What's the decision?

                                       She: I don't know yet.

                                       At which point she goes in for another; this time he kisses

                                       her back. 

                                       Finally she stands, gives him a sidelong glance and says.

                                       "It's even better when you help!".

                                       Now that's cool!       

                                       But I really wasn't aware of articles which teach a guy how

                                       to kiss a girl at movies! 

                                       I got this off a website as I was browsing. I find this article 

                                       way too funny and it keeps making me laugh;
                                       whenever I read it.

                                

                                       STEPS:

                                       1. Take your girl to the movies, not a horror movie,
                                           or anything like that, possibly an action or comedy movie.
                                           ( If you know she wants to go see something, suggest it

                                           yourself, dude!)

                                       2.Wait for a romantic scene.
                                           ( You may have to wait a while because they usually
                                           come around the middle to the end.
                                           You can always continue the kissing in the car) (!).

                                       3. Put your arm behind your girlfriend during the romantic
                                           scene. (Don't laugh awkwardly. She will be creeped out) (!).

                                       4. Wait about 15 seconds to a minute(!) (!).

                                       5. Look her in the eye.

                                       6. Continue to slowly get closer to her and remember to tilt
                                           your head (!).

                                       7. Kiss her gently for no more than three seconds(!) (!) (!)

                                           And then pull away.

                                       8. See what the reaction is.

                                       9. Always make sure that your lips are smooth and kissable. 

                                      10. Here's...you have to add the last step!! Come on!

                                       Poor me! I just thought kisses were spontaneous!? 
                                        

                                       TIPS:

                                        . She doesn't need to be your girlfriend. (!)

                                          but a girl you have a crash on.
                                        . Try not to have bad breath, bring mints, try not to eat (!)
                                          until after the kiss or when you know not going to kiss
                                          any time soon.(!)  

                                        .Take it one step at a time.
                                        . If she puts her hand on your body that's a dead give away.
                                        . Never ask her to kiss you, unless you already have.

                                       THINGS YOU 'LL NEED:
                                        . Mints, chap-stick, breath spray.
                                        . A movie that you know will have a good scene (!)
                                          to set the mood. (Maybe this means you 'll have
                                          to watch a movie you have already seen). (!)
                                          but, hey! it's more than worth it!

                                        What a brilliant strategy!  xx            

                                         (Photos courtesy of Google images)