October 09, 2009

Before and After

This dialog between a man and a woman is too funny but so damn true. I actually realized how this little
piece could so perfectly reflect the dark side of a relationship in such a funny way.
Thanks to my friend Elena for emailing me this hilarious story today.

Before Marriage:

Tom: Ahh...At last. I can hardly wait!

Lynda: Do you want me to leave?

Tom: NO! Don't even think about it.

Lynda: Do you love me?

Tom: Of course! Always have and always will!

Lynda: Have you ever cheated on me?

Tom: NO! why are you even asking?

Lynda: Will you kiss me?

Tom: Every chance I get!

 Lynda: Will you hit me?

Tom:  Hell, no! Are you crazy?!

Lynda: Can I trust you?

Tom: Yes.
                                        
Lynda: Darling...

After Marriage:

Read from the bottom back to the top.

Now, I've got two days break! xx                                                   

58 comments:

This Mama Rocks said...

stopping by from sits to say hello. That italian food looks so wonderful. I just love some good italian :)

Drahdrah said...

That is funny, and sad, because in some cases it's the reality :(... still love the previous post about the couple and the eggs !!!

big mama said...

So funny! I also enjoyed the previous post about the eggs! My husband would enjoy it too!

athina said...

Very funny!!!As it seems "marriage kills love".

☥ ѕωαмι ηανєєη said...

lolz .... super funy :D

chicamom85 said...

That is really funny.

Anne

Corrie Howe said...

This is funny. Love the photl

staceyjwarner said...

LOL! Love it!

Home Is Where The Heart Is said...

True but yet a little bit funny!

Nikki said...

LOL thats funny backwards its opposite! :) hehe

Sarah RDH said...

thaaaaat's funny!

The Peach Tart said...

That's funny and sad all at the same time. I loved the egg story.

dannyd said...

This dialogue is really funny when read from the bottom up; unfortunately, as Drahdrah points out, it is the reality for many people.

I hope that you can come down and check out this latest post!

http://dannysignifyingnothing.blogspot.com/2009/10/blog-upon-stage-award.html

Tater Tot Mom said...

That is hilarious! Love these! I still tell the previous post about the eggs every chance I get!

Ted said...

So hilarious!
You made my day.

Peter said...

That's too funny.

michael said...

LOVE your blog!!!
It's fantastic!

michael said...

I enjoyed it very much.
You are awesome!

Nelly said...

Laugh ig good.

ritsa said...

Very funny story.
Thanks. Love your blog.

PopisK said...

I think it's true ...!
Thanks. I enjoyed your post.

yonca said...

Haha! very funny!
Also that italian food look yum!!!

wenn said...

i read it from uncles lee's post..now i read yours..

MotherhoodFilm said...

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Betty Manousos:cutand-dry.blogspot.com said...

Drahdrah, I agree , that is funny and sad. It reflects the reality

Betty Manousos:cutand-dry.blogspot.com said...

Peach Tart, You're right.That is funny and sad.
The two sides of reality.

The Blonde Duck said...

Awww! That's funny and sad at the same time!

Elizabeth Patch said...

Happy SITS Saturday Sharefest! wow, that is so true and so heartbreaking (just like love...) hope you are experiencing the "before" type of love!

Lynette said...

LOL! That is how it goes:)

Nick said...

Ι enjoyed the story

wedding tiaras said...

Very funny!

In some ways though very true.

Betty's Cuisine said...

ας το δούμε μόνο από την αστεία του πλευρά και ας μειδιάσουμε... γιατί αν το δούμε σοβαρά είναι πράγματι πολύ θλιβερό!

From Janes Oven said...

Hey girl,
Thanks for stopping by AND thanks for being a follower. I am already a follower of yours :)

alexandros said...

That was funny.
Loved egg story ,too.

sonia said...

So true. That's life:)

Despina said...

True and heartbreaking too.
I enjoed that.

Unknown Mami said...

That is hilarious! Thank you for the laugh.

Thanks for stopping by my blog and as per your suggestion: Let's Follow Each Other!

Georgia said...

Funny and sad story.
It's true:)

Steve Julian said...

One of the activities that my wife and do when we are driving around town, is to make up stories on various people we see walking around. Usually my stories are on the darker side, while my wife has a nicer view of people. Like we will see some young man walking and I will say that guy is just leaving the hotel room where he just robbed a tourist. My wife will go the opposite way and say that young man has just come from the hospital where he volunteers and visits old people. I will pounce and say, where he finds out where their money is hidden in their homes.

Τhalassokrator said...

Κανένα σχόλιό ασς δεν εχει χαθεί στο Thalassokrator.Αν και αισθάνομαι περίεργα να γράφω στα Ελληνικά το κάνω μόνο και μόνο επειδή και εσείς στα Ελληνικά μου γράψατε.
Σας ευχαριστώ πολύ και συγχαρητήρια για το μπλόκ σας.

Alice in Wonderland said...

I love the photo!
Caption;
She: Look, I only asked you to take the cat to the vet...and you come back with another damn dog!


Loved the egg story!

Lisa Anne said...

I tinkled a bit, but it's sad too cause so many relationships are like that.

WhisperingWriter said...

Haha funny!

blueviolet said...

That is so funny and so much of it is completely true! :)

Betty Manousos:cutand-dry.blogspot.com said...

Thank you so much for your comments.
As you already know I love reading them. Lighten up my day.
xoxo

Traci said...

Thanks for a good laugh. I read it and immediately called my husband in to read it.

Also, thanks for stopping by my blog. I'm pretty new to all this so I squealed to see I had a new follower! I'll look forward to your future posts.

Teresha@Marlie and Me said...

that is hilarious and, too often, true

Pat said...

I got a kick out of that! LOL!

SPEAKING FROM THE CRIB said...

that was hilarious! good one !

Lisa Anne said...

I thought I was already your follower, I guess I wasn't, now I am. LOL

Halloween Spooktacular today. Come check it out!

Yaya said...

Hahahahaha!


PS Thank you for stopping by on my special day!

Kari said...

That is so funny!

Thanks for visiting my blog on my SITS day!

Betty Manousos:cutand-dry.blogspot.com said...

Thank you so much for your comments. Thank you to all you who keep me inspired.
xxx

alexandros said...

Very hilarious!thanks.

Laura said...

So funny!

Secretia said...

It makes me want to travel, looking at those lovely photos.

Secretia

Kimberley said...

That's really funny! Thanks for visiting my blog. Hope you have a great weekend, too :)

Cheri Pryor said...

lol!! That's too funny!