A married couple were in a terrible accident where the man's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from his body, because he was too skinny.
So, the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the only skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks.
The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.
After the surgery was completed everyone was astounded at the man's new face. He looked more handsome that he ever had before!
A quite youthful beauty! All his friends and relatives just went on overcome with emotion at her sacrifice.
One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was..."You for everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?"
"My darling, she replied, I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you! xx
66 comments:
Oh I like this, a joke I must share with his mother. Thanks Betty.
haha, nice one.
ROFLMAO
Betty, you got me with that one, very funny!
Secretia
Nice joke!
Too funny! Laughing, as they say, is the best medicine!
Ally
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If only, haha...
LOL! Now that is just a perfect "kiss my butt" story.
that is funny!
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LOL. Love it!!
That was great.
LOL, this is hilarious! I did need a laugh. Thank you Betty!
much love
That was priceless!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
LOVE IT!!
~WM
Priceless.......... lol
Steven Anthony took my word: Priceless! Thanks for my morning laugh!
thank's SO much for the morning laugh!!!!
Booyah! LoL! Talk about kissing ass!!! LoL! Thanks for this joke!!!
oh perfect , it really pays everything :)
hahahahaa lol((: thanks for sharing let's laugh everytime
lots of love((:
I love this! Thanks for the laugh!
ROTFLOL... Loved that one Betty... Thanks for making me smile just before I hit bed...
I love the twist at the end!
I'm so glad you liked this joke. Laugh therapy is what I need!!
As doctors use to say, laughter not only provides a full-scale workout for your musles, our musles, it
unleashes a rush of stress-busting endorphins.( hormones of joy!)
xxx
Thanx for the follo Betty - love your blog. Not surprised you have hundreds of followers. At the rate I'm going I'll get to 300 by the time I keel over.
best David
^_< LOL this cracked me up!! LOVED IT!
baahhaaaaaa
Oh my God, Betty! That was absolutely hilarious!!!
Laughter is the best medicine for sure! :) Ha ha ha.
haha! i needed that. thanks for the pick me up - its been a weird work day for me.
also thank you for your sweet comment! i'm glad i found your blog also!
will be following ;)
Love it! Thanks Betty.
Too funny! Thanks.
Thanks for the great laugh.
That was really cute...I enjoyed your blog post. I need to pass this one on to a few friends.
Hilarious! Thanks Betty! xoxo
Haha! Lovely!
Ha ha! That's a good one!
Loved it!!!
.....so funny..
BM
Really funny hahaha...'kiss my butt' joke hahaha.
Thanks for sharing Betty.
HAHAHA this was great Betty! keep it up. I love reading your blog. oh BTW I finally got around to adding you to my blogroll ;)
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Very very nice
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LOL this is too funny! I'm one of the lucky few, however, who happens to love and adore my mother-in-law! hee hee hee Hope you have a great day! :o) xoxoxo
Thanks for the giggle (and thanks for stopping by!)
Kitty x
ha ha ha, hee hee hee, lol lol lol! that was hilarious!
That is too funny! Thanks.
ROLFMAO!!
LOL!!haha, nice one!!
That's so cute! It made me laugh out loud!
A laugh is the most beautiful thing because no matter how often is shared -- there is always more available.
Thanks, I needed that this morning.
:-)
A laugh every day take the doctor away!!
Very funny, I love it. Belated Happy New Year xx
Now that is one I love! Thank you for this. Can't wait to share it with my husband:)
The next pet shop is next Wednesday! I'm so delighted you liked it!
thank you for following! i just put up the follower app and am trying to get more :) i LOVE your blog as well!!!
haha, too hilarious!
isn't that clever?? love it!
That is hilarious! I like that!
Bwahahaha! Love it!
lol!!! I'm passing this on. Thanks for the laugh!
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GREAT POST!
LMAO, that is hilarious. I love it!
ha, cute
I have always loved that joke.
LOVE IT!
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